英语搞笑谚语100句

英语搞笑谚语100句

一、人合心，马合套。

二、人怕饿，地怕荒。

三、人各有心，物各有主。

四、人急投亲，鸟急投林。

五、人爱富的，狗咬穷的。

六、大狗爬墙，小狗看样。

七、拳不离手，曲不离口。

八、穷家难舍，熟地难离。

九、人不亏地皮，地不亏肚皮。

十、人到四十五，正是出山虎。

十一、人多出韩信，智多出孔明。

十二、人强人欺病，人弱病欺人。

十三、人活七十稀，请教不为低。

十四、勤是摇钱树，俭是聚宝盆。

十五、擒龙要下海，打虎要上山。

十六、爱吹牛的人，嘴边冒着青烟。

十七、一举首登龙虎榜，十年身到风凰池。

十八、一千个嘴把式，顶不上一个手把式。

十九、一根筷子容易折，十根筷子硬如铁。

二十、一等二靠三落空，一感二干三成功。

二十一、不怕虎狼当面坐，只怕人前两面刀。

二十二、为人不做亏心事，半夜敲门心不惊。

二十三、人前若爱争长短，人后必然说是非。

二十四、人在福中不知福，船在水中不知流。

二十五、人家夸，一朵花；自己夸，人笑话。

二十六、十年窗下无人问，一举成名天下知。

二十七、受恩深处宜先退，得意浓时便可休。

二十八、四川太阳云南风，贵州落雨如过冬。

二十九、好汉做事干到底，好马登程跑到头。

三十、好铁要经三回炉，好书要经百回读。

三十一、姑舅亲，辈辈亲，打断骨头连着筋。

三十二、娘想儿，长江水，儿想娘，哭一场。

三十三、小时不教成浑虫，长大不学成懒龙。

三十四、杂草铲除要趁早，孩儿教育要从小。

三十五、枯木逢春犹再发，人无两度再少年。

三十六、根深不怕风摇动，树正何愁影子斜。

三十七、桃花要趁东风开，幸福要靠劳动来。

三十八、泥人经不起雨淋，假话经不起对证。

三十九、爸爸虽然是秃子，儿子仍然喊爸爸。

四十、狐狸总要露尾巴，毒蛇总要吐舌头。

四十一、留得五湖明月在，不怕没处下金钩。

四十二、留得五湖明月在，不愁无处下金钩。

四十三、皮里生的皮里热，皮里不生冷似铁。

四十四、秦岭山脉一条线，南吃大米北吃面。

四十五、自己做错不算数，别人做错打**。

四十六、逢着瞎子不谈光，逢着癞子不谈疮。

四十七、门前有马非为富，家中有人不算穷。

四十八、再甜的甘蔗不如糖，再亲的婶子不如娘。

四十九、阿大穿新，阿二穿旧，阿三穿补，要四穿破。

五十、经常用的钥匙，总是闪闪的；潺潺淌的泉水，总是清亮亮的。

五十一、People fit in, horses fit in.

五十二、A boaster has smoke on his lips.

五十三、Seventy people live a sparse life.

五十四、The skin is hot, but not cold as iron.

五十五、A thousand mouthholds, not one handleholds.

五十六、People love the rich, but dogs bite the poor.

五十七、No man loses his skin, no man loses his belly.

五十八、Poor families are inseparable from familiarity.

五十九、When people reach 45, it is the mountain tiger.

六十、People rush to relatives, birds rush to forests.

六十一、Sichuan sun Yunnan wind, Guizhou rain like winter.

六十二、People praise, a flower; they praise, people laugh.

六十三、More people than Han Xin, more wisdom than Kong Ming.

六十四、Niang wants to cry, Yangtze River, Niang wants to cry.

六十五、Every man has his own heart and every thing has its own.

六十六、Diligence is a cash cow, and thrift is a treasure trough.

六十七、The big dog climbs the wall, the little dog looks like it.

六十八、Dead trees return in spring, and no one is ever young again.

六十九、Fist does not leave the hand, song does not leave the mouth.

七十、People are afraid of hunger, but people are afraid of famine.

七十一、It doesn't matter what you do wrong, others do wrong spanking.

七十二、One chopstick folds easily, ten chopsticks are as hard as iron.

七十三、A fox always shows its tail and a snake always spits its tongue.

七十四、Although his father is bald, his son still calls for his father.

七十五、A strong man deceives a sick man, a weak man deceives a sick man.

七十六、Don't be afraid to knock at the door in the middle of the night.

七十七、Sugar is not as sweet as sugar, and aunt is not as sweet as mother.

七十八、If a man loves to contend for his merits, he will say yes or no later.

七十九、A good man does everything to the end, and a good horse runs to the end.

八十、Peach blossoms blossom in the East wind, and happiness depends on labor.

八十一、A man knows no happiness in happiness, but a ship knows no flow in water.

八十二、First place on the list of dragons and tigers, ten years to Fenghuangchi.

八十三、Good iron goes through three hearths and good books go through a hundred.

八十四、Catching dragons is to go to sea and fighting tigers is to go up the hill.

八十五、First class, second class and third class fail, and second class succeeds.

八十六、Leave five lakes bright moon in, not afraid of no place to lay golden hook.

八十七、The clay man can't stand the rain and the falsehood can't stand the proof.

八十八、Deep roots do not fear the wind to shake, the tree is why sad shadow oblique.

八十九、Uncles and relatives, from generation to generation, broke the bones and tendons.

九十、Keep the bright moon in the lakes, there is no place to worry about the golden hook.

九十一、No one asked under the window for ten years, and it became famous all over the world.

九十二、Whenever blind people talk about light, whenever sick people don't talk about sores.

九十三、It is better to retreat from the depths of gratitude, and then rest when you are proud.

九十四、The keys that are often used are always shining; the bubbling springs are always bright.

九十五、If you don't teach a worm in an hour, if you grow up, you don't learn to be a lazy dragon.

九十六、A Da wears new clothes, A Er wears old clothes, A San wears mending clothes, four wears broken.

九十七、There are horses in front of the door who are not rich, and some in the family who are not poor.

九十八、They are not afraid of sitting face to face with tigers and wolves, but of knives on both sides.

九十九、Weeds should be eradicated as early as possible and children should be educated from an early age.

一百、There is a line in the Qinling Mountains, where rice is eaten in the South and noodles in the north.